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Joke of the Day

"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""

"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"

"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."

"What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower? 10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head."

"A forgetful guy walks into a bar... ..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!."

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."

"Why does Gordon Ramsay always use a condom? Because he should not be FUCKING RAAWWW!!"

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"