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Joke of the Day
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
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"What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers."
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger? Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?"
"Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening? It's a nightmare."
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"
"I have a new party trick. I swallow two bits of string and an hour later they come out my arse tied together... I shit you knot!"
"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."
"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."
"Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did."