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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."
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"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."
"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."
"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."
"You know why I quit working at the sausage factory? It was the wurst."
"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."
"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."
"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""
"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"