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Joke of the Day

"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."

"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."

"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"