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Joke of the Day
"One good turn gets most of the blankets."
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"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""
"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"((speaking too close to the microphone at press conference)I have never watched a single episode of the Teletubbies. They look like fools"
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."
"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""