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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
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"Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go."
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"
"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."
"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"
"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."