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Joke of the Day

"Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars? Because prostitution is looked down upon."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed? Hairy Potter."

"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."

"Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? They're exhausted."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both."

"What does the German President wear? Leader-hosen."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."