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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
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"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."
"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."
"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."
"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."
"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."
"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."