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Joke of the Day
"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"
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"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"
"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"
"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"
"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."
"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."
"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."