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Joke of the Day
"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."
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"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"
"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."
"Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout"
"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."
"Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: ""How do you know he's a peeping tom?"" Woman: ""When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'""."
"Eastman School of Music Fart Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this up) In order of increasing pitch: Fahhrt Fuzz Fitty-Fuzz Poot Tarass Rattler"
"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."