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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum"
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"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"Hitting on a girl at a bar.... She keeps telling me ""Dan, I'm bisexual, I'm bisexual."" I say ""That's great. I buy sex too. How much?"""
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."
"If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being? Bullied"
"After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something. Something."
"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."