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Joke of the Day

"What are Canadians favorite board game? Sorry"

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room."

"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A WALL? Well, since 1 baby could paint 0 walls, it would take infinite babies to paint a wall."

"I'm not religious, but I love God."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."

"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."