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Joke of the Day
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
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"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"
"How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead."
"With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction."
"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"
"Wanna know why donald trump considers my penis a muslim? Because i bomb the pussy"
"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"Never take a cows job for granted: It's outstanding in its field."
"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."