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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government. One of them is organised."

"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."

"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."

"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."

"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."