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Joke of the Day
"Where do pencils come from ? Pennsylvania"
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"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"
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"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"
"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."
"Did you hear about Prince? He died."
"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."