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Joke of the Day
"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"
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"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."
"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"Wife: how'd you get that burn on your arm?? Me (looking fabulous): not from your curling iron"
"Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she's gained weight."
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"
"Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ? Because they got a bad wrap."
"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."
"I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them."
"Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia. And that someone is Putin it in."