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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Prince? He died."
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"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"
"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"What do you call a disobedient feline pirate? A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow? A moo-tant, of course!"
"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."
"What is the quickest way to get Trump out of The White House?? Put Monica Lewinsky in there. She's not the hero we deserve, but she'd be da real MVP we need right now."
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."