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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."

"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."

"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"

"I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran."

"Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose!"

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."