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Joke of the Day

"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"

"When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again."

"Me: Okay 2 it's time for bed 2: NO! Mommy go to bed Me: Okay *goes to bed"

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"Sorry for letting the air out of one of your tires, delivery guy, but based on the way you cut my pizza, I assumed you liked things uneven."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"[Therapist appt.] Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight. *Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* ""That's not true"""

"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."