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Joke of the Day

"Always check the height of any nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.... How I learned this is not important..."

"What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"

"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"

"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."

"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."

"How do jews get around town? On penny boards."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."

"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."