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Joke of the Day

"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."

"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"

"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."

"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."

"Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."

"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""

"Someone needs to open a bar called ""The Gym"". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym."