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Joke of the Day

"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."

"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."

"You have to be careful when telling rape jokes... You never know who got buthurt"

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"

"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub Throw in your dirty laundry"

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"She said no! *sobs tears of joy* -me after proposing"