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Joke of the Day
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
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"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"
"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."
"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."
"The Artist Formally Known As... Alive."
"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"
"What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-apart"
"How do they practice safe sex in Wyoming? They mark the sheep that kick."
"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"
"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""