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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."
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"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"Nice try, nine out of the ten days in a 10-day forecast."
"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"
"If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck."
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."
"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"