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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."
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"""What's on the inside is what counts..."" My sister, while opening the fridge."
"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"
"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"
"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"
"the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road"
"Me: I had to take your hamster back to the shop Son: Why [nervous because I accidentally ran him over with a lawnmower] Me: He's a racist"
"What kind of TV show do felines watch? Catoons"
"My girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face"
"Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]"