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Joke of the Day
"What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens? Bro, mine"
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"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"
"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."