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Joke of the Day
"What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens? Bro, mine"
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"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"
"[NSFW] I got an awesome handjob from my barber after my haircut Just one of the many benefits to cutting your own hair"
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."
"I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over."
"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"
"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."
"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"