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Joke of the Day

"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"

"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."

"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."

"If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they'll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you'll have enough money to buy an orange."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."