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Joke of the Day

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."

"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."

"sometimes i see a bird & i hate it for no reason. i'm not proud of it but its true. they have tiny heads & even smaller hearts. they hate us"

"I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway."

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying"