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Joke of the Day
"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"
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"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."
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"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."
"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""
"This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane"
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