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Joke of the Day
"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."
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"My brother and I had a contest of who could cover their Christmas gifts the best. It was a wrap battle"
"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"
"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"
"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar"