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Joke of the Day
"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
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"Went from being single to being single like a boss."
"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"
"My roommates are concerned that I'm using all their kitchen utensils.. but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."
"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"
"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."
"What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road? A Bad City Planner!"
"Woman are alot like square numbers If there under 13 do them in your head"