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Joke of the Day

"""Let's fly to Russia, get a bucket of water from the Caspian Sea, then put it above the door so it falls on Jeff!"" - Impractical joke"

"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."

"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures."

"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."