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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
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"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."
"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."
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"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"
"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."
"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"
"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."
"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."