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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
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"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."
"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"
"How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim...."
"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"
"Why did the leper crash his car? He left his foot on the accelerator."
"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."