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Joke of the Day

"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."

"I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. ""What's hotter, green or red peppers?"" Green ""Nope. Green."""

"[throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] ""HEY! NO LITERING--"" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]"

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."

"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."

"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""