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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
Next Joke
"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"
"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."
"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"
"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"
"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"
"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"
"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
"Bought a shirt in the UK. Care instructions say ""iron whilst damp."" I still have no idea when to iron that thing."
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."