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Joke of the Day
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."
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"My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year."
"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."
"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."
"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
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