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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."

"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."

"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."

"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"