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Joke of the Day

"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."

"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"

"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."

"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"

"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."