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Joke of the Day
"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."
"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."
"Day 3 of weight loss challenge: all my coworkers look like tacos. I do not understand how the meat remains in the shell as they walk around."
"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."
"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"A low battery and full bladder is the new torture."