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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark? It was a man eating shark (sorry it's so bad)"

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"Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it's to KEEP the kids? #WTF"
"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""
"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."
"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's still not going to come."
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"
"I overdosed on viagra once it was the hardest day of my life"
"Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?"