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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform."

"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""

"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"

"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on."

"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"