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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"
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"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"
"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."
"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's fucking dead."
"*the force awakens* *the dark knight rises* *they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much."
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."