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Joke of the Day
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
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"Why can't leopards hide? Because they are always spotted!"
"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"
"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."
"Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion."
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."
"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"