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Joke of the Day

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"

"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"

"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."

"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."

"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."

"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."

"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"

"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"

"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."