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Joke of the Day

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There are 20 of them."

"did you know jesus was irish? true story, he never held a job, had twelve drinking buddies, and his mum thought he was god....."

"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."

"Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself."

"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."

"Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me."

"What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme"

"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."

"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."