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Joke of the Day

"What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."

"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."

"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"

"I pick and choose the traffic laws I'll follow."

"Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart"

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"