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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"

"How do you know if a girl is hungry or horny? Give her a cucumber and see what hole she puts it in. How do know if she's hungry & horny? When she sits on the cucumber and then eats the pickle."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."

"How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars. I'll see myself out."

"Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma."

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""