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Joke of the Day
"A one-liner walks into a bar."
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"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"
"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."
"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."
"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."
"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"