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Joke of the Day

"If at first you don't succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed."

"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."

"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"

"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""

"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."

"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"

"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"