116200

Joke of the Day

"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""

"What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam."

"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."

"Just once I'd like to see an NFL coach show a little sportsmanship and wear a sweatshirt or hat with the other team's logo."

"The greatest joke about being gullible"

"Listen to Mom! Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice. Jon: What did she say? Jim: I dunno. I never listened!"

"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"

"Records have revealed that Hitler had a ""deformed micropenis""... A little ironic, since he's universally remembered for being a huge dick."

"Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"