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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."

"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."

"A Mexican magician says he's going to make himself disappear on the count of three.. He says, uno.. Dos.. And then he vanished without a tres!"

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."

"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."

"Q: what do you call an orange Jew? A: Ivanka trump"

"Stephen Hawking is going to hell... ... because there's only a stairway to heaven."