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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."

"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"

"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."

"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."

"These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber. It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end."

"Two trained soldiers were in a tank... They both drowned."

"What did O say to Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."

"They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs."

"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."