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Joke of the Day
"Two trained soldiers were in a tank... They both drowned."
Next Joke
"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."
"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."
"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"
"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."
"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"