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Joke of the Day

"What do smoking a cigarette and eating pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the stronger the taste."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."

"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"

"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."

"Cashier: Need to see some ID Me: You get a lot of 20yo guys buying tampons, diapers, grapes & whiskey? Cashier: Yup Me: Ok, here you go then"

"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."